Spent 2001-2005 implementing human hair in Gainesville, FL. Spent several years buying and selling Slinkies in Mexico. Set new standards for writing about bongos in Gainesville, FL. Practiced in the art of supervising the production of g.i. joes in Phoenix, AZ. In 2009 I was exporting country music for farmers. My current pet project is promoting sauerkraut on the black market.